The Athiest

limblips · 07-08-2008, 12:26 PM

An avowed athiest was relaxing in a boat on Loch Ness when a huge creature came up from the depths and threw him and the boat into the air. The athiest screamed "Oh my God, help me!" Everything froze in time and a voice was heard, "A few minutes ago you didn't believe in me, why should I help you?" The athiest replies, "God you have to help me! A few minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"

Homer J · 07-08-2008, 12:48 PM

Did you hear about the dyslexic athiest?

He didn't believe in doG.

slotted · 07-08-2008, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Homer J

Did you hear about the dyslexic athiest?

He didn't believe in doG.

And he likes to drink Mad Dog.

07-08-2008, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
limblips Registered User Member Since: Oct 2006 Posts: 585	The Athiest An avowed athiest was relaxing in a boat on Loch Ness when a huge creature came up from the depths and threw him and the boat into the air. The athiest screamed "Oh my God, help me!" Everything froze in time and a voice was heard, "A few minutes ago you didn't believe in me, why should I help you?" The athiest replies, "God you have to help me! A few minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either!"
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07-08-2008, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Homer J Beer me. Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield Posts: 979	Did you hear about the dyslexic athiest? He didn't believe in doG. __________________ I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
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