Immigrants

mainman · 08-31-2003, 05:10 PM

Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the
fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win $100.00

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's
playing
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "screw you, towel-head!"

crabcake · 08-31-2003, 11:12 PM

but tell it with the accent this time, will ya!

mainman · 08-31-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by crabcake

but tell it with the accent this time, will ya!

Its better spoken, isnt it?

crabcake · 08-31-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by mainman
Its better spoken, isnt it?

you didn't do the accent then, either.

mainman · 08-31-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by crabcake
you didn't do the accent then, either.

I will do it the next time I see you....K?

crabcake · 08-31-2003, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by mainman
I will do it the next time I see you....K?

now THAT's presumptuous!

I can tell you where that won't be, though.

mainman · 08-31-2003, 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by crabcake
now THAT's presumptuous!

I can tell you where that won't be, though.

Hey, I get that...........

08-31-2003, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by mainman
Hey, I get that...........

Smack! I thought we agreed to shut up you two!

crabcake · 08-31-2003, 11:38 PM

what'd I say?

08-31-2003, 05:10 PM	#1
mainman Set Trippin Member Since: Jun 2003 Posts: 15,183	Immigrants Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win $100.00 A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?" The second guy says, "screw you, towel-head!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ "I swear to god" -MissKitty Last edited by mainman; 08-31-2003 at 05:16 PM.
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08-31-2003, 11:12 PM	#2
crabcake But wait, there's more... Member Since: Aug 2003 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 15,694	but tell it with the accent this time, will ya! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
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08-31-2003, 11:38 PM	#9
crabcake But wait, there's more... Member Since: Aug 2003 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 15,694	what'd I say? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Add post to Facebook __________________ If you can't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
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