Kids' letters to God

[jazz lady (Premo)]

...collected by various members of clergy...

1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

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2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

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3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot. Janet

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4. Dear God, If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her. Denise

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6. Dear God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison

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7. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

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8. Dear God, Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita

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9. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan

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10. Dear God, Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did, then I'm going to get even with my brother. Darla

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11. Dear God, I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn

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12. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

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13. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does? Nan

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14. Dear God, It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes? Arnold

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15. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident? Norma

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16. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

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17. Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted. Jane

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18. Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now? Seymour

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19. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year. Peter

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20. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry

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21. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark

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22. Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street. Dean

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23. Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say? Marsha

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24. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Sally

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25. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business? Donny

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26. Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation? Jane

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27. Dear God, In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna

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28. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God. Charles

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29. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon? Jeff

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30. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank

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31. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool. Carol


Hey IM4!! #20 must be one written by your boy.