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Old 11-12-2003, 12:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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3 men were primarily selected for a job. One of them is an engineer, one lawyer, and the other one is accountant. The interviewer asked all of them the same questions. one of the question was "What do you get by adding 2 to 2?"

The engineer took a calculator and find the result to be between
3.9999 and 4.0001.

The Lawyer cited a court example where the judge decalred 4 to be the result.

The accountant asked "What result do you need?"
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