More tasteless Michael Jackson jokes

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?!
A. Acne won't come on your face until you are at least 15.

Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

Q. Where's Michael going on vacation?
A. He's off to Tampa with the kids.

Q. What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
A. "Excuse me, but you're in my son."

Q. How do kids at Neverland know when it's bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
A. They're both old meat between young buns.

Q. What does Michael hand round after dinner?
A. The under-eights.

Q. What does Jackson have in common with whisky?
A. They both come in small tots.

Q. What do Michael and Wal-mart have in common?
A. They both have boys briefs half-off.