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Old 09-15-2009, 04:17 PM   #1
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Bush to Obama

*After a President has been in office for 6 months it is

customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the

new one.*



*So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the

President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it

said was:



370H-SSV-0773H



This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers

how

former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.



So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to

decipher

it.



They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the

message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret

Service

detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.



Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of

the

House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.



Now there was complete panic in the oval office.



They called all of their contacts in the media and sent

copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with

an

answer



A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.



All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA,

FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.



After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up

the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of

the note.





Bush chuckled and replied: 'Dude ............ .You're

holding it upside down!'







370H-SSV-0773H
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Old 09-19-2009, 07:58 PM   #2
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