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|09-15-2009, 04:17 PM||#1|
Member Since: Aug 2007
Bush to Obama
*After a President has been in office for 6 months it is
customary for the last President to send a note of congratulations to the
*So yesterday when the note came from Bush to Obama, the
President was somewhat troubled because it was written in code and all it
This troubled him as he had always heard from his peers
former president Bush was perceived to have been scholarly challenged.
So he took the note to his wife. She was unable to
They called in the VP, and he was unable to decode the
message. They called in the chief of staff and the head of Secret
detail and they were unable to determine the meaning of the note.
Next he called in the head of the Senate and Speaker of
House. They both were mystified by the meaning of the coded message.
Now there was complete panic in the oval office.
They called all of their contacts in the media and sent
copies of the note to all of them, and not one was able to come up with
A special emergency meeting was called by the staff.
All branches of the military, counter intelligence, CIA,
FBI were called in, and the best minds were unable crack the code.
After a sleepless night, a now humbled President picked up
the phone and called the former president, and asked him the meaning of
Bush chuckled and replied: 'Dude ............ .You're
holding it upside down!'
CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN:
:patriot: Buck OFama! :patriot:
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|09-19-2009, 07:58 PM||#2|
Waiting for beach weather
Member Since: Oct 2008
Location: North Beach
Irish Diplomacy...is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.
When life gives you lemons, make applejuice. And watch them try and figure out what you did there.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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