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|08-05-2002, 11:59 AM||#1|
~*~ rara avis ~*~
Member Since: Sep 2001
Snow on the Roof
A seventy-five year old guy, with hair that is completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, "Well, how'd I do?"
The nurse says, "She had twins."
He says, "Heh, heh, heh...well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there's snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace."
She says, "Well, then you'd better change filters. Both of the babies are black."
"In the heart of the night
Oh, down in New Orleans"
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