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Old 10-28-2009, 06:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again.
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again

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I'm never drinking again
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I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
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Old 10-28-2009, 08:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Dinner just soured in my stomach. Thanks...

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Old 10-28-2009, 08:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again.
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
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Cant blame you on that one I wouldnt even walk by a liquor store anymore ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 10-28-2009, 09:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I'm never drinking again.
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
I'm never drinking again
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If my ex-wife finds out her naked butt is on SOMD she is goona be PO'd!
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I guess we now know the true story about what happened to a certain unnamed posters ribs.



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