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Old 10-29-2009, 04:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yes... It's my favoritest joke ever...
Two little bunnies were hopping through the carrot patch. One little bunny pulled up a carrot and gobbled it down. "Yuck," he said, "That carrot was pithy."

The other little bunny said, "That's because I just pithed on it!"
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
Why?
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'cause it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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'cause it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
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Two little bunnies were hopping through the carrot patch. One little bunny pulled up a carrot and gobbled it down. "Yuck," he said, "That carrot was pithy."

The other little bunny said, "That's because I just pithed on it!"
Love it! I'm going to add this to my favorite joke collection! :
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'cause it was stuck to the chicken's foot.


Sorry for leaving ya hanging Vrai.... had to get dinner and go shopping.
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First time I ever saw this. Pretty funny
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First time I ever saw this. Pretty funny
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