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Old 10-29-2009, 03:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alzheimers test

Subject: Check for Alzheimer's

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8.. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

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Old 10-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old people humor is so lame.... next think you know he'll be asking you if you know how to catch a unique rabbit.
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old people humor is so lame.... next think you know he'll be asking you if you know how to catch a unique rabbit.
Yeah, but you can only answer properly if you forgot your dentures...
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old people humor is so lame.... next think you know he'll be asking you if you know how to catch a unique rabbit.
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How?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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How?
Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:57 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?


Does this mean you are officially old?
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:58 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Unique up on it!

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way...

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Old 10-29-2009, 03:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Does this mean you are officially old?
Yes... It's my favoritest joke ever...
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