Kids in the OR

*desertrat* ^(Premo) · 10-29-2009, 04:50 PM

Two little kids were in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid replied, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asked, "What are you here for?"
The first kid said, "A circumcision."

"WHOA!" the second kid replied. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"

*Larry Gude* ^(Premo) · 10-29-2009, 04:59 PM

*itsbob* ^(Premo) · 10-29-2009, 05:20 PM

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Ok that there was funny

10-29-2009, 04:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
desertrat ^(Premo) 0_0 Member Since: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,652 Blog Entries: 1	Kids in the OR Two little kids were in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The second kid replied, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asked, "What are you here for?" The first kid said, "A circumcision." "WHOA!" the second kid replied. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!"
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