Ralph and Edna

*Bay_Kat* ^(Premo) · 10-30-2009, 04:46 PM

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him
out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the
person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon
can I go home?'

Dupontster · 10-30-2009, 07:31 PM

*FireBrand* ^(Premo) · 10-30-2009, 07:34 PM

10-30-2009, 04:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bay_Kat ^(Premo) Chillin' Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: The Land of Spanish Moss and Palm Trees Posts: 6,722	Ralph and Edna Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
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10-30-2009, 07:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dupontster Would THIS face lie? Member Since: Jan 2004 Location: Over Yonder Posts: 5,320	__________________ Some people are alive today, simply because it's illegal to shoot them
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10-30-2009, 07:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
FireBrand ^(Premo) ~~~~~~~ Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: Solomons Is. Posts: 10,585	__________________ Happier than a puppy with two weenies !
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