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Old 11-03-2009, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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We did it!!!
WE DID IT!!!

I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement last weekend to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read: "We did it! - Obama / Biden"

Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light, About a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumb's up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!" She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off -- humorless biatch.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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WE DID IT!!!

I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement last weekend to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read: "We did it! - Obama / Biden"

Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light, About a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumb's up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!" She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off -- humorless biatch.

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Old 11-03-2009, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WE DID IT!!!

I was on my way to deposit some of my money at Lowe's Home Improvement last weekend to do my part to stimulate the economy and I found myself behind this little car bearing a bumper sticker that read: "We did it! - Obama / Biden"

Well, as luck would have it she pulled along side of me at a red light, About a half mile down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumb's up. She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!" She thanked me and I quickly added, "It's good that you are taking responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off -- humorless biatch.
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Old 11-03-2009, 02:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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She gave me the finger and drove off -- humorless biatch.
Classic.....
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2009, 07:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:39 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This guy in Indiana did the same thing you did...

bumper sticker that read... " We did it! - Obama / Biden " | Elwood Indiana
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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This guy in Indiana did the same thing you did...

bumper sticker that read... " We did it! - Obama / Biden " | Elwood Indiana
Well duh.. we all knew it was a cut and past because there was no mention of his pet Chuparupa.. he loves that ugly ass animal of his..
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