Guts

kom526 · 11-04-2009, 02:30 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death.

SA475 · 11-06-2009, 01:09 PM

Hilarious!

11-04-2009, 02:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
kom526 Return of flatbelly Member Since: Oct 2004 Location: Beyond the OB stakes Posts: 8,537 Blog Entries: 1	Guts We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS- Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'' BALLS- Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.'' I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference, since both result in death. __________________ Wrinkles only go where the smiles have been.
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11-06-2009, 01:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
SA475 Registered User Member Since: Jul 2009 Posts: 111	Hilarious!
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