Too Complex

[GWguy]

The world is just getting too complex for me. They even
mess me up every time I go to the grocery store. You would
think they could settle on something themselves but this
sudden "Paper or Plastic?" every time I check out just
knocks me for a loop.

I bought some of those cloth reusable bags to avoid
looking confused but I never remember to take them in with
me.

Now I toss it back to them. When they ask me, "Paper or
Plastic?" I just say, *"Doesn't matter to me. I am
bi-sacksual.."* Then it's their turn to stare at me with a
blank look.