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|02-09-2011, 08:15 AM||#1|
I Need a Life
Member Since: Oct 2006
I think the honeymoon is over...........
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.
"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . chicken, beef or lamb?"
I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
She replied "You're having soup, a$$hole. I was talking to the cat!"
"liberals nutrientibus asinus"
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