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Old 02-09-2011, 08:15 AM   #1
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I think the honeymoon is over...........

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's lovely voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner, my Love. . . chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a$$hole. I was talking to the cat!"
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