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Old 03-03-2011, 06:43 PM   #1
Darwin was right
 
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Muslim Doll

The latest toy has hit the shops--a talking Muslim doll.

It's really cute but nobody knows what the hell it says,
because no one has the guts to pull the cord.
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:00 PM   #2
I Need a Life
 
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Where can I get one? The Ex's birthday is coming up.
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:02 PM   #3
Strung Out
 
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OHMYGAWDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 03-04-2011, 07:02 AM   #4
Obama destroyed America
 
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