The wife

[limblips (Premo)]

A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says, "I sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."

[PJumper]

Originally Posted by limblips

A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door. There were two sheriffs there. He asked them if there was a problem.
One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and if he could see a picture of his wife.

The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.

The sheriff says, "I sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and is a good cook too."

That's just so funny!