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10-18-2011, 07:02 PM
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| Bored Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| Be the Man of Your House Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?." Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."
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10-18-2011, 07:06 PM
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| Strung Out  Member Since: Feb 2001
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10-18-2011, 07:10 PM
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| American Beauty  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho
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10-18-2011, 07:20 PM
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| n/a  Member Since: Sep 2002
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10-18-2011, 08:10 PM
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| Adopt me !  Member Since: Nov 2007
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| I reckon that I'd like to have that treatment 1st, then I'll return the favor the next day/week/month or whenever .... well, unless it's Gilligan then I'd say - SURE Dear, then what? 
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10-18-2011, 08:22 PM
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| Adopt me ! Member Since: Nov 2007
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| I have been told so many times over the years that I looked like Mary Ann. Gilligan and I have so much fun role-playing .... come on Gilligan, over here .... Yours truly, Mary Ann
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10-18-2011, 08:38 PM
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| Doris Day meets Lady Gaga  Member Since: Mar 2006 Location: Prince Frederick
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