15 Things White Girls Love to do on facebook

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This had me laughing. It's funny cause it's true.

15 Things White Girls Love To Do on Facebook « Fibromy-Awesome

1. Take pictures of their feet.

This is what our feet look like!

2. Express their extreme annoyance at this work day today and hint that it deserves a much needed alcoholic beverage at the end of it. WINK WINK.

3. Thank their hubby for being the best hubby in the world while their hubby is sitting right next to them.

4. Complain about bad service at restaurants. “Never eating at Applebee’s AGAIN!”

5. Express their extreme excitement to see their best friends tonight, Brintney, Whitney, and Sarah!!! Love YOU GIRLS!!

6. Take pictures wearing a lot of makeup and looking really preppy while simultaneously making a “hard” facial expression and holding up what they consider to be a gangster sign. Potential caption: ‘Straight thuggin.’


We're hard!!!

7. Take pictures of undeserving food.


I effing love oatmeal!!! Mmmmmmm.

8. Make their status the song lyrics of any Kings of Leon Song.

9. Take a picture of someone they deem inferior to themselves in some way with the question: Really?

10. Write angry letters to companies (Dear EZ PARK, I hate you!), unorganized groups of people (Dear slutty freshmen who think that leggings can be worn as pants..), and non-entities (Dear unseasonably cold weather, WTF?!)

11. Subtly yell at no one in particular while being very specific. “Wow, it’s hard to believe that you think you know someone and then they turn around and STAB YOU IN THE BACK. Will never make that mistake again. EVER.”

12. Document exceedingly mundane activites for the day. “Getting my oil changed today. Then getting much needed groceries. Then it’s off to the post office to mail some bills. Then stopping by the gyno. Will probably need some gas by the end, so I may stop at the gas station. But I might be tired so I’ll probably just get it in the morning on my way to pick up a prescription. But if I’m not very tired I’ll probably just get the gas on the way home. Again, unless I am tired.”

13. Express their distaste for facebook on facebook and threaten to leave facebook to their facebook friends.

14. Ask seemingly rhetorical questions. “It’s cool to do a bunch of meth and babysit 20 six year olds, right?”

15. Write a status in another language. Parce que, Je suis tres intelligente!!

[libertytyranny]

I am only guilty of 3 of those

2, 10, and 12.

See, I am only part white. Just like Obama

[jetmonkey]

They forgot this.

[GWguy]

Originally Posted by jetmonkey

They forgot this.

I was going to mention that.... Followed a close 2nd by tongues hanging out as they pretend to flash their boobies.

[vraiblonde]

Don't black girls do that too?

[ginwoman]

what's up with the duck face and the tongues hanging out?

[jetmonkey]

My favorite internet picture is the girl trying to do a sexy pose in the bathroom mirror, and you can see a huge turd floating in the toilet bowl.

[RoseRed (Premo)]

Originally Posted by jetmonkey

My favorite internet picture is the girl trying to do a sexy pose in the bathroom mirror, and you can see a huge turd floating in the toilet bowl.

I've seen that one.

[Homer J]

Wirelessly posted

Originally Posted by RoseRed

I've seen that one.

I wish I could unsee that one.