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02-07-2012, 09:29 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Oct 2008
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| Two fish are in a tank Two fish are in a tank One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
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02-07-2012, 10:43 PM
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| ~~~Solomander~~~  Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: Solomons Is.
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| Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.
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02-07-2012, 11:42 PM
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| Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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02-08-2012, 06:24 AM
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| 24/7 Single Dad  Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell
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| John Kerry walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?"
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02-08-2012, 09:05 AM
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| Smile when you say that  Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Suthin' Merlin
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| A guy is in a diner for breakfast and asks, "Will the pancakes be long?" Reply: "No, they will be round, as usual."
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02-08-2012, 09:33 AM
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| STEELERS NATION!!  Member Since: Nov 2007 Location: Steeltown
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| A Arab, Mexican and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get the fu#k out"
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02-08-2012, 09:59 AM
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| In The New FB  Member Since: Aug 2009
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| A mushroom walks in a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind", guy at the bar asks why not? He's a fun guy... cricketmd likes this. |
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02-08-2012, 10:06 AM
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| In My Opinion  Member Since: Dec 2005
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| A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig." The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck."
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02-08-2012, 04:25 PM
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| Registered User Member Since: Feb 2012 Location: Leonardtown, MD
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| This is one of my favorites .... Two fish in a tank. They are named one and two. If one dies you have two left. Should two die you have one left |
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02-10-2012, 10:52 AM
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| 0_0  Member Since: Jun 2005
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| Two fish swimming upstream. They run headlong into a concrete wall. One fish yells :dam!" |
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