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Old 03-12-2004, 03:42 PM   #1
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Talking Bad joke of the day.

Q: How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?







A: They put door knobs on the walls.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:43 PM   #2
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What is Helen Keller's favorite convenience store? No prompting from the studio audience, please.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:46 PM   #3
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How is this thread any different from the rest of your joke threads today? They're ALL bad.
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:48 PM   #4
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How is this thread any different from the rest of your joke threads today? They're ALL bad.
beat me to it...
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Old 03-12-2004, 03:48 PM   #5
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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?













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Old 03-12-2004, 03:54 PM   #6
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What is Helen Keller's favorite convenience store? No prompting from the studio audience, please.
Answer: "WA-WA!"
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You deserved it for your comments from this morning. Meamie.
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