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|02-19-2012, 03:11 PM||#1|
Member Since: Sep 2011
Location: Lurking in the background in flat, humid Fl
Another Bear Joke
Frank goes to Alaska to shoot a bear. After two frustrating days in the woods, he spots a young black bear, shoots and kills it, and walks towards it. He feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and sees a BIG black bear behind.
The bear says, "Frank, that was my cousin. Either I kill you, or you let me have bear sex with you. Of course, frank decides on the bear sex.
Three weeks later, after recovering from cuts, bruises, and extreme soreness, Frank is mad. He heads out into the woods to find that big black bear, finds it, and kills it.
Then another tap on his shoulder, Frank turns and faces a grizzly. The grizzly says, "Frank, you should not have done that. That was my cousin, so I can either kill you or have rough bear sex with you". Frank chooses rough bear sex rather than be killed, of course.
Three months later, after an extended hospital stay, recovering from a broken leg, arm, and ribs, some internal injuries, severe cuts and bruises, etc., Frank is really mad and returns to the woods to find the grizzly.
Sure enough, he finds the grizzly, shoots and kills it, and almost immediately feels another tap on the shoulder. Turning around, he is staring at a huge polar bear.
The polar bear looks at him, sighs, and says, "Let's face it, Frank. You don't come up here just for the hunting, do you?"
“The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” - President James A. Garfield
Last edited by b23hqb; 02-19-2012 at 03:14 PM.
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