Mood for a little love.

[Misfit]

One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book,

and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand

in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.

The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the

mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into

his wife’s panties

then withdraws his hand.

Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is “in the mood.”

She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.

Sure enough, the husband repeats *the move.*

She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for what she is sure will be her husband’s amorous advances.

Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!” The husband asks, “For what?”

She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve touched me three times in the last

5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”

The husband replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…”

[Roberta]

Eww
Seriously
So Gross

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Eww
Seriously
So Gross

[Hank]

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Eww
Seriously
So Gross

Don't give GEICO any ideas. They might try to make it into one of their commercials.

[DoWhat (Premo)]

Originally Posted by DEEKAYPEE8569

ghey boy

[itsbob]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Eww
Seriously
You're going to eat that?
So Gross

Fogot a line that is appropo for this one..

[mamatutu]

Originally Posted by Misfit

One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book,

and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand

in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.

The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the

mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into

his wife’s panties

then withdraws his hand.

Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is “in the mood.”

She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.

Sure enough, the husband repeats *the move.*

She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for what she is sure will be her husband’s amorous advances.

Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!” The husband asks, “For what?”

She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve touched me three times in the last

5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”

The husband replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…”

I have always wondered, when I hear a really stupid joke, who has that much time on their hands to "think it up"...this one is really lame.

[Hank]

Originally Posted by DoWhat

ghey boy