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05-12-2012, 08:35 AM
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| 500000 tons of USA Steel  Member Since: Jan 2005 Location: Branch line
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| Powder Room Poetry Most of us have seen this cute little verse in someone's powder room: Quote:
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05-12-2012, 09:36 AM
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| Surely you jest ...  Member Since: Nov 2009 Location: Da Bubbahood
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Careful with that one, could prove to be a deal breaker.  donbarzini and Railroad like this.
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05-12-2012, 10:58 AM
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| 500000 tons of USA Steel Member Since: Jan 2005 Location: Branch line
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05-12-2012, 01:43 PM
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| Waiting for beach weather  Member Since: Oct 2008 Location: North Beach
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| Seen posted in a staff bathroom once... "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie."
__________________ Irish Diplomacy...is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip. When life gives you lemons, make applejuice. And watch them try and figure out what you did there.  Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup. |
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05-12-2012, 02:26 PM
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| Surely you jest ... Member Since: Nov 2009 Location: Da Bubbahood
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| We used to make these plaques for craft fairs. My Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean Your Accurate Aim Would Help
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05-13-2012, 09:18 AM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Aug 2003 Location: Waldorf
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| It does no good To stand on the seat The crabs in here Can jump six feet Railroad and Retrodeb54 like this.
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05-13-2012, 09:28 AM
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| INAFJ  Member Since: May 2006 Location: Ranch Club
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| We aim to please, You aim too, please.
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05-22-2012, 07:10 AM
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| Dondi  Member Since: Jul 2005 Location: Lexington Park
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| Sign on our neighbor's pool: "Please don't pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet." Railroad likes this.
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05-23-2012, 06:56 AM
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| Darwin was right  Member Since: Apr 2005 Location: Leonardtown
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| For the old WWII pilots: If your exhaust stack is short And your manifold pressure low Please taxi a little closer
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05-23-2012, 01:26 PM
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| I Come In Peace  Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Suthin' Merlin
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Please be sweet and wipe the seat Variation of Twin Oaks' post
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