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06-09-2012, 06:03 PM
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| IMFUBARED  Member Since: Aug 2001 Location: California
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| New experience I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. A couple of nights ago, I was out drinking with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing I was well over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home! Sure enough, there was a police check-stop on the way, but it was a bus and they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before, and still don't know where I got it.
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06-09-2012, 06:36 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Dec 2006 Location: St. Mary's Co.
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06-09-2012, 07:22 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Feb 2008 Location: Cal. Co. Huntingtown
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| good one did not see that one coming
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