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Old 06-21-2012, 04:19 PM   #1
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This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:36 PM   #2
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:12 PM   #3
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:16 PM   #4
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This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!
Slap his stuff?
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:41 PM   #5
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I read it twice, thought I missed something the first time, still didn't get it.
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:24 PM   #6
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Old 06-22-2012, 05:22 AM   #7
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This bachelor moved into a singles complex. He was quite thrilled that there were so many single ladies who were very attractive. Evey unit has a parking space assigned to it. The bachelor comes home from work one day and see's someone has taken his space. He then parks in someone else's space. A little later that evening he hears a knock at the door. He looks out the peephole and see's the gorgeous, well built blond standing at his door in a very sheer nightie. he opens the door with a big smile on his face and asks if he can help her, Why yes, she says, very soft and sexy, Do you drive that cute little red convertible in the parking lot? He smiles again, feeling very confidant that he is going to get lucky tonite. Yes, thats my car...why...do you want a ride. She smiles and reaches out and unzips his pants and takes his junk and one hand and then proceeds to slap his stuff with the other hand saying at the same time...DONT YOU EVER PARK IN MY SPACE AGAIN!!!
Even though picturing a hot blond in skimpy clothes on the door step at night is hot, BUT keep your day job, the joke sucks. Was there even a joke?
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:26 AM   #8
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Man, y'all are a tough crowd - give the person credit for trying. It wasn't a knee-slapper but it got a smile, and isn't that the purpose? Humor is, after all, very subjective.

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Old 06-22-2012, 03:59 PM   #9
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Geeez, excuuuusssee me!! Tough crowd. Its actually pretty funny but its one of those jokes that has to be told in person I guess. I promise I'll do better next time.
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Old 06-22-2012, 04:01 PM   #10
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Geeez, excuuuusssee me!! Tough crowd. Its actually pretty funny but its one of those jokes that has to be told in person I guess. I promise I'll do better next time.
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