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| Registered User Member Since: Jun 2012 Location: With my family in Maryland
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| You can't... You can't, 1- You can't count your hair. 2- You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3- You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. |
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| 24/7 Single Dad Member Since: Nov 2003 Location: Highway to Hell
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| You can't.. sneeze with your eyes open kiss your elbow .... put your arm down you look stupid |
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| I Come In Peace Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Suthin' Merlin
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| You Can't Smile and frown at the same time. Makes you look like you're constipated.
__________________ If all you are gonna do is give me grief about what I post DON'T READ IT Heh? Have a nice day :-D |
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| Summer is here Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: Florida's Nature Coast
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| Im going to eat you! Member Since: Dec 2003
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| I can lick my elbow though.
__________________ "An elected legislature can trample a man's rights as easily as a king can." |
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| not impressed Member Since: Oct 2008
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| I Come In Peace Member Since: Feb 2007 Location: Suthin' Merlin
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| Well, ask somebody who wouldn't mind, to try it. Then you might see the aforementioned facial expression.
__________________ If all you are gonna do is give me grief about what I post DON'T READ IT Heh? Have a nice day :-D |
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