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Old 07-24-2012, 01:16 PM   #1
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You can't...

You can't,

1- You can't count your hair.

2- You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3- You can't breathe when your tongue is out.









Put your tongue back in fool.
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:56 PM   #2
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You can't..

sneeze with your eyes open
kiss your elbow










.... put your arm down you look stupid
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:11 AM   #3
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sneeze with your eyes open
kiss your elbow
Smile and frown at the same time.
Makes you look like you're constipated.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:13 AM   #4
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You can't,

1- You can't count your hair.

2- You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3- You can't breathe when your tongue is out.









Put your tongue back in fool.
I just wanted to prove you wrong.
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:43 PM   #5
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I can lick my elbow though.
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:00 PM   #6
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Smile and frown at the same time.
Makes you look like you're constipated.
So you can do it but it makes you look constipated
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Old 08-01-2012, 08:29 AM   #7
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So you can do it but it makes you look constipated
Well, ask somebody who wouldn't mind, to try it. Then you might see the aforementioned facial expression.
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