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Old 11-16-2012, 06:35 AM   #1
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Japanese scientists have invented a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:39 AM   #2
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Snopes & common sense says it's not true.
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"Participating in a gun buyback because you believe that the criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you believe that the neighbors have too many kids."
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:49 AM   #3
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Japanese scientists have invented a camera with such a fast shutter speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.


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Snopes & common sense says it's not true.
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And this is the reason why we can never have anything nice.
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Old 11-16-2012, 06:51 AM   #4
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Oh, mornin' hunney. Didn't see you standing there.
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"Participating in a gun buyback because you believe that the criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you believe that the neighbors have too many kids."
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:28 AM   #5
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I feel the love.
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Old 11-16-2012, 07:43 AM   #6
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They will probably be so expensive, no one will be able to afford one...
Those Japanese guys are something though.. One of our US Engineers made the worlds smallest drill bit. They sent it over to Japan to brag or "How ya like us now" type thing. Japanese drilled a hole in it and sent it back.
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