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Old 11-25-2012, 06:57 PM   #1
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My wife being the romantic sort.....

just sent me a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you xxx."



I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:05 PM   #2
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This is why women become lesbians.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:08 PM   #3
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This is why women become lesbians.
Something like that.
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Old 11-25-2012, 07:09 PM   #4
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Old 11-26-2012, 12:55 PM   #5
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just sent me a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you xxx."



I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
This stinks.
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Old 11-26-2012, 01:27 PM   #6
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I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
The reply that I would've gotten..."I'm jerking off, what should I do?"
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:04 PM   #7
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The reply that I would've gotten..."I'm jerking off, what should I do?"
Ah, who doesn't love a happy ending?
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:05 PM   #8
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Ah, who doesn't love a happy ending?
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Old 12-09-2012, 12:58 AM   #9
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This is why women become lesbians.
Not that there is anything wrong with that!
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Must be great being you
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Old 12-09-2012, 08:28 AM   #10
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This is why women become lesbians.
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