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11-25-2012, 06:57 PM
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| I Need a Life Member Since: Oct 2006
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| My wife being the romantic sort..... just sent me a text: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you xxx." I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
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11-25-2012, 07:05 PM
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| Bored Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| This is why women become lesbians. frequentflier and struggler44 like this. |
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11-25-2012, 07:08 PM
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| Hot Flash  Member Since: Dec 2009 Location: Eastern Shore/ Soup
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11-25-2012, 07:09 PM
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11-26-2012, 12:55 PM
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11-26-2012, 01:27 PM
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12-06-2012, 12:04 PM
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12-09-2012, 12:58 AM
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__________________ SUPPORT THE COUNTRY YOU LIVE IN, LIVE IN THE COUNTRY YOU SUPPORT!!! BOH, putting the POS in POTUS There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism. Theodore Roosevelt 10/12/1915 Proud Indy since 1972 - Libertarian leaning since 2013 Quote:
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12-09-2012, 08:28 AM
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