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Old 11-27-2012, 08:18 PM   #1
Obama destroyed America
 
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Real reason Romney lost....

Post election analysis has distilled down the one singular point that cost Romney the election:

Romney said, "When I'm elected, I will put Americans back to work," and 51% said, "Screw That!!"
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:04 AM   #2
Would THIS face lie?
 
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Post election analysis has distilled down the one singular point that cost Romney the election:

Romney said, "When I'm elected, I will put Americans back to work," and 51% said, "Screw That!!"
Shouldn't that be "Screw Dat"?
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:27 AM   #3
Summer is here
 
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too much truth to this to be in the jokes section
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Old 12-06-2012, 12:56 PM   #4
R.I.P. My Brother Rick
 
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Shouldn't that be "Screw Dat"?
Or "Dat man is wack!"
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