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Old 12-07-2012, 08:46 AM   #1
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I can't believe it..........

I got fired today. I have been an accountant for the same company since 2001. What a waste of 14 years.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:52 AM   #2
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Sorry to hear this. Fired or laid off? Private company govt or govt contractor?

Maybe you can get hired by the IRS - I hear they are looking for temps at least.
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Old 12-07-2012, 08:53 AM   #3
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Okay, that took me a second...

Glad I'm not an accountant.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:01 AM   #4
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I got fired today. I have been an accountant for the same company since 2001. What a waste of 14 years.

i'm guessing (hoping) this is a joke, the numbers don't add up? if so,

if its not a joke, then sorry to hear that.
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Old 12-07-2012, 09:02 AM   #5
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Got me.

It's just so many people ARE losing their jobs around here - it's hard to find humor in the subject.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:11 AM   #6
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Got me.

It's just so many people ARE losing their jobs around here - it's hard to find humor in the subject.
Me too. I read this and I was thinking, why is this in the joke section?
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:26 AM   #7
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Sorry to hear this. Fired or laid off? Private company govt or govt contractor?

Maybe you can get hired by the IRS - I hear they are looking for temps at least.

Heard he just got picked up to work for FEMA in the Sandy Area. Seems he got the skills.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:40 AM   #8
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Wow. Just wow.
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:48 AM   #9
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I got fired today. I have been an accountant for the same company since 2001. What a waste of 14 years.
Very quiet, slow burning..

I'll give it a 9....

Only because Larry's OLD people joke actually did make me laugh (but it was on Facebook so not sure it counts)
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Old 12-07-2012, 10:51 AM   #10
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Since 2001? 14 years? I know why you got fired.
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