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Old 12-21-2012, 04:38 PM   #1
Darwin was right
 
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Pregnant Samantha

Samantha, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you... if its still okay..."

"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that question all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, no... that's not it at all," Samantha confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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