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01-08-2013, 11:54 PM
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| I bowl overhand  Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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| Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"
__________________ Nero played the fiddle, Obama just plays with himself. Quote:
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01-08-2013, 11:56 PM
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| I bowl overhand Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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| As the shoe said to the hat: "You go on ahead, I'll follow on foot."
__________________ Nero played the fiddle, Obama just plays with himself. Quote:
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01-09-2013, 12:02 AM
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| I bowl overhand Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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| The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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01-09-2013, 05:50 AM
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| Power Chord  Member Since: Aug 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Springfield
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| The optometrist fell on his lense grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
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01-09-2013, 09:41 AM
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| I bowl overhand Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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01-09-2013, 09:48 AM
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| aka Mrs. Giant  Member Since: May 2002 Location: Candy Land
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01-09-2013, 10:33 AM
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| n/a  Member Since: Sep 2002
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| I love this thread!!!!  RoseRed likes this.
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01-09-2013, 11:45 AM
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| Do you like apples?  Member Since: Nov 2010 Location: Here, There, and Everywhere
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| A guy walks up to a very attractive woman at the bar to buy her a drink. Just as he is introducing himself, he suddenly and uncontrollably sneezes in her face. You might think it's funny, but it's not! (it's snot) 
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01-09-2013, 03:05 PM
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| ~*~ rara avis ~*~  Member Since: Sep 2001
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01-09-2013, 03:08 PM
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| I bowl overhand Member Since: Feb 2003 Location: As close to heaven as you can get
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| Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana..
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