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Old 01-16-2013, 08:29 AM   #1
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:39 AM   #2
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Really?? That's a good way to get knocked on your a** if ya ask me.
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Old 01-16-2013, 08:43 AM   #3
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Really?? That's a good way to get knocked on your a** if ya ask me.
I didn't find that remotely funny.
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:09 AM   #4
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I like to wet my hand, walk up behind my teen and pretend to sneeze while flicking the water on the back of his neck.

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Old 01-16-2013, 09:28 AM   #5
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I like to wet my hand, walk up behind my teen and pretend to sneeze while flicking the water on the back of his neck.

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Kinda like my brother leaving his hands wet after going pee and touching my father.
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:03 AM   #6
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Kinda like my brother leaving his hands wet after going pee and touching my father.
Omfg my son did that to me this morning. I have been on him about washing his hands after going to the bathroom. He was trying to b a smart a$$ It's only funny hen he does this kind of stuff to his dad.
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:05 PM   #7
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Old 01-16-2013, 12:09 PM   #8
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Really?? That's a good way to get knocked on your a** if ya ask me.
Its true.



But oddly, I couldn't not laugh. When he started offering wetnaps I was no good.
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Old 01-17-2013, 12:03 PM   #9
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What is even more fun is to put a dab of hand lotion in your palm, act like you sneezed while covering your face with that hand, look at your hand, then wipe it down the other persons arm....then run as fast as you can. They will either hit you or throw up on you. either way, you need distance.
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Old 01-17-2013, 03:18 PM   #10
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What is even more fun is to put a dab of hand lotion in your palm, act like you sneezed while covering your face with that hand, look at your hand, then wipe it down the other persons arm....then run as fast as you can. They will either hit you or throw up on you. either way, you need distance.
I think Vaseline has a light green lotion too.
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