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Old 01-16-2013, 12:10 PM   #1
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A bear walks into a bar....

A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.

The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bear's at this bar.

The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn't get a beer he would eat one of his patrons.

The bartender refused so the bear ate this beautiful blond in the corner and walked back to the bar and said that if he didn't get a beer he'd eat another patron.

The bar tender told him that they never serve drug addicts in this bar.

The bear says "Drug addict?... What are you talking about?" The bartender says....




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almost there......


























"That was a bar-#####-you-ate"
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Old 01-16-2013, 03:57 PM   #2
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A bear walked into a bar one hot summers day and asked the man behind the bar for a beer.

The bar tender told the bear that they don't serve bear's at this bar.

The bear said that he was tired and thirsty and not in a good mood so if he didn't get a beer he would eat one of his patrons.

The bartender refused so the bear ate this beautiful blond in the corner and walked back to the bar and said that if he didn't get a beer he'd eat another patron.

The bar tender told him that they never serve drug addicts in this bar.

The bear says "Drug addict?... What are you talking about?" The bartender says....




*scroll down*


























*wait for it....*




























almost there......


























"That was a bar-#####-you-ate"
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