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Old 01-26-2013, 11:18 PM   #1
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There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic cheques show a ghetto.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:45 PM   #2
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There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic cheques show a ghetto.
There are so many ways to interpret this joke. First, you can thank our good ole US government for your situtation, or you spend beyond your means, or you are a welfare recipient that cannot manage your money, or you were a vicitim of identity theft, or dumb enough to fall for a Nigerian scam, or you are a true American patriot that works his butt off, and doesn't get to keep what he worked so hard to earn, and is required to give it away to the ones that actually live in the ghetto. Talk about irony. Good joke.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:34 AM   #3
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There are so many ways to interpret this joke. First, you can thank our good ole US government for your situtation, or you spend beyond your means, or you are a welfare recipient that cannot manage your money, or you were a vicitim of identity theft, or dumb enough to fall for a Nigerian scam, or you are a true American patriot that works his butt off, and doesn't get to keep what he worked so hard to earn, and is required to give it away to the ones that actually live in the ghetto. Talk about irony. Good joke.
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Old 01-27-2013, 01:09 AM   #4
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You are the joke. Are you ok? I will help you in any way I can.
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Old 01-27-2013, 01:16 AM   #5
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Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Ok, fine. You made me laugh. I hate when people make me laugh, when I am mad at them ; it takes away from the mad part! You are truly southern maryland fun guy! Truce! I need to direct my energy elsewhere, instead of on this forum, but it is way too much fun!
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:04 PM   #6
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There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic cheques show a ghetto.
In the ghetto, they don't spell checks cheques, hell they only forge checks, they don't have a chequebook or any books for that matter.
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