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|02-09-2013, 05:16 PM||#1|
Member Since: Aug 2001
From Mr. Jeff Foxworthy...
You might be a redneck this Valentine’s Day if:
-You take your date to a dinner that begins the words “please pull up to the second window”
- Your date's idea of “dressing up” is wearing a bra.
- Your favorite sex position involves a pool table.
-Your sexiest gown came from a hospital.
-You won your date’s gift by knocking down three milk bottles with a baseball.
-You think rug burns are a sexually transmitted disease.
-You practice "safe sex" by putting on the emergency brake.
- In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.
-You hot wire a motel vibrating bed.
-When filling out her card, you have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife’s name.
Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove that they are insured……….but not everyone must prove that they are a citizen
And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable to prove that they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens. Ben Stein
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