Redneck Valentine

[chuckster]

From Mr. Jeff Foxworthy...

You might be a redneck this Valentine’s Day if:

-You take your date to a dinner that begins the words “please pull up to the second window”
- Your date's idea of “dressing up” is wearing a bra.
- Your favorite sex position involves a pool table.
-Your sexiest gown came from a hospital.
-You won your date’s gift by knocking down three milk bottles with a baseball.
-You think rug burns are a sexually transmitted disease.
-You practice "safe sex" by putting on the emergency brake.
- In preparation for a romantic evening, you stop by the grocery store for a bottle of Mr. Bubble.
-You hot wire a motel vibrating bed.
-When filling out her card, you have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife’s name.