Splinters in Her Crotch

[mAlice]

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb
the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked
her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told
him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she
came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would
see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry
woman demanded,”What took you so long?” He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had
to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest
Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber
from a “recreational area” so close to a waste treatment facility. I’m
sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down.”

[RoseRed (Premo)]