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02-22-2013, 06:16 PM
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| Darwin was right  Member Since: Apr 2005 Location: Leonardtown
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| Gynecologist's Assistant A man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read -- "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is $65,000 and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana." "Good grief; is that where the job is?" "No sir; that's where the end of the line of people applying for the job is right now."
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02-22-2013, 06:29 PM
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| Bored Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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| You know, this always sounds good until some 400 lb heifer comes rolling in with her icky hoo-ha. |
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02-22-2013, 07:57 PM
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| Registered User  Member Since: Aug 2005
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02-22-2013, 08:21 PM
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| Obama destroyed America  Member Since: Mar 2005 Location: Silence!! I throw shoe at you!
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__________________ Oh Baby, Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I touch my wiener "Participating in a gun buyback because you believe that the criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you believe that the neighbors have too many kids." | |
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02-22-2013, 08:29 PM
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| Summer is here  Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: Florida's Nature Coast
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02-22-2013, 08:34 PM
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| American Beauty  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: My own private Idaho
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02-22-2013, 08:42 PM
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| ~*~ rara avis ~*~  Member Since: Sep 2001
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 And you busted on ME earlier, beyotch. 
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02-22-2013, 08:44 PM
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02-22-2013, 08:48 PM
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02-22-2013, 08:51 PM
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