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02-25-2013, 02:04 PM
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| Apex Predator  Member Since: May 2003 Location: In your closet
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|  What's the difference... ...between a boner and a Lamborghini? A: I don't have Lamborghini right now. slotpuppy likes this.
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02-25-2013, 02:06 PM
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| Bored Mommy  Member Since: Mar 2001 Location: Off the grid
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02-25-2013, 02:07 PM
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| Apex Predator Member Since: May 2003 Location: In your closet
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Totally NSFW!!
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02-25-2013, 03:15 PM
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| 0_0  Member Since: Jun 2005
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02-25-2013, 03:22 PM
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| Strung Out  Member Since: Feb 2001
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| I can afford a boner. Toxick likes this.
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02-25-2013, 06:43 PM
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| Darwin was right  Member Since: Apr 2005 Location: Leonardtown
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| If you wake up with one first thing in the morning, when does the count down clock for that 4 hours start?
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02-25-2013, 06:45 PM
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02-25-2013, 06:47 PM
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| A PSA for my over 40 friends: 1) Never pass up a bathroom 2) Never trust a fart 3) Never waste a h@^d on.
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