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Old 03-05-2013, 12:41 PM   #1
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
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Old 03-05-2013, 12:44 PM   #2
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now."
That sucks.
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:41 PM   #3
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That sucks.
I immediately thought of you while I read it.
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Old 03-05-2013, 01:50 PM   #4
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I immediately thought of you while I read it.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:21 PM   #6
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:33 PM   #7
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