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|04-29-2004, 05:56 PM||#1|
~*~ rara avis ~*~
Member Since: Sep 2001
Insults & Really Mean Put-downs
- Support your local Search & Rescue Unit - get lost!
- If I throw a stick, will you go away?
- You're ugly, I'm busy. Have a nice day.
- How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
- Have you ever considered becoming a missing person?
- People come and people go...and the sooner you're gone, the better.
- I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- Excuse me, I think you are mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
- If I give you a going away present, will you do your part?
- Why don't you stick your head out the window - feet first?
- Someday you'll go too far - and I hope you stay there.
- It's nice hearing from you. Next time, just send a postcard.
- Anything goes tonight, and may you be the first.
- It was nice of you to come. When are you going?
- If you have anything else to do tonight - don't neglect it!
- Let's go someplace where we can each be alone.
- If you ever need me, please hesitate to call.
- I heard you the first time, I was just ignoring you.
- Hey, don't be depressed..... Cartman's mom is a crack whore too....
- Jesus just phoned. He hates you after all.
- If you ever become a (mother/father), can I have one of the puppies?
- Without imported made-in-Gaywana latex Richard Simmons life-size dolls with silicon-filled gyrating c***s, you wouldn't have any sex life at all.
- You're better at sex than anyone - all you needs is a partner.
- It's well-known you are very polite. You thank your (dad/mom) every time you have sex.
- You look like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair.
- Your face is filled with broken Commandments.
- Nature played a cruel trick on you -- you lived.
- You are living proof that aborigines screw kangaroos.
- You look like a million dollars - all green and wrinkly.
- Does your face hurt? Cuz it's killing me.
- What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his ass back?
- You know what I like about your face? Me neither.
- Is that a wart on your tongue, or did you bring your wife?
* if any or all of this is a repost, just pick the one you like best as your insult from me. TIA.
"In the heart of the night
Oh, down in New Orleans"
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