Good, Bad and The Ugly

[Dupontster]

These are old and I am sorry if they are reposts, but they are still funny.....There may be someone out there that has not seen them yet....

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you. Bad: She
wants a divorce. Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's
involved with the woman next door. Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You
find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in
them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad:
You can't find your birth control pills. Ugly: Your 13
year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a
cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With
corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing
fatigues and carrying a gun. Ugly: You gave him nothing
for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new. Bad: It's
another man. Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a
hooker. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Way
Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
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