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Old 12-02-2004, 06:19 PM   #1
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Chinese Translations

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man. Dum Gai

Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright. Yu So Dum

I got this for free. Ai No Pei

I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao?

They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight. Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive. Yu stin ki pu
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Old 12-02-2004, 06:23 PM   #2
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Old 12-02-2004, 07:34 PM   #3
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Oh seikie naka-naka sho toh nei?

Japanese, meaning what?
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Old 12-02-2004, 08:17 PM   #4
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Oh seikie naka-naka sho toh nei?

Japanese, meaning what?
Leave me alone short balding man or I call police?
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:02 PM   #5
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Leave me alone short balding man or I call police?
Hmm, not quite; more like you eff with me one more time, and I'll shove that petezaa thing right up your ###!
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:12 PM   #6
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Hmm, not quite; more like you eff with me one more time, and I'll shove that petezaa thing right up your ###!
I'll pay to watch you try that.
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:13 PM   #7
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Hmm, not quite; more like you eff with me one more time, and I'll shove that petezaa thing right up your ###!
Someone needs a shot of Petezaa spirit.
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:19 PM   #8
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Someone needs a shot of Petezaa spirit.
I think I've got close to 3 weeks to catch it don't I?

Actually, the phrase is more like: Oh sheti moko moko, naka naka, sho toh nei?

I thought one of the guys that posted on here was fluent in Japanese?

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Old 12-02-2004, 09:25 PM   #9
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I think I've got close to 3 weeks to catch it don't I?

Actually, the phrase is more like: Oh sheti moko moko, naka naka, sho toh nei?

I thought one of the guys that posted on here was fluent in Japanese?
Petezaa starts Sunday
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Old 12-02-2004, 09:33 PM   #10
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Petezaa starts Sunday
Yes, I remember it from last year. A grand old glorious time.
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