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12-07-2004, 06:07 AM
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| ......  Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: Lusby, MD.
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| Pennsylvanian's YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Pennsylvanian WHEN: 1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-80 for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. 6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings). 7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked. 8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them. 9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. 10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. 11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. 13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce. 14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age. 15. Down South to you means Pittsburgh. 16. A critter is something you eat. 17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed. 18. You go out to fish fry every Friday
__________________ Having too much ammunition in the house is like having too much fuel in your aircraft; the only time you have too much is when you're on fire. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. -Edmund Burke |
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12-07-2004, 06:08 AM
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| ...... Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: Lusby, MD.
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| 2. You measure distance in hours. 16. A critter is something you eat. Yep, that's me. 
__________________ Having too much ammunition in the house is like having too much fuel in your aircraft; the only time you have too much is when you're on fire. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. -Edmund Burke |
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12-07-2004, 06:18 AM
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|  I am from Beaver PA.  No comments from the Peanut Gallery. |
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12-07-2004, 07:40 AM
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| Be careful what u wish 4  Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: where ever
Posts: 758
| I'm from New Castle, PA.
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12-07-2004, 07:48 AM
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| what the he11 are youn's talking about? |
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12-07-2004, 07:48 AM
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| Be careful what u wish 4 Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: where ever
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12-07-2004, 07:49 AM
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| Be careful what u wish 4 Member Since: Mar 2003 Location: where ever
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12-07-2004, 11:10 PM
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| Jersey attitude. Member Since: Sep 2004 Location: NJ>MD>NJ
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| Family in Oil City and Mercer. This all holds true.
__________________ "If it is within our power to act nobly, it is also in our power to do evil." - Aristotle |
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12-07-2004, 11:40 PM
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| Swinging on Vines  Member Since: Dec 2003 Location: D.C.
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PV<--Hershey girl
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12-08-2004, 12:25 AM
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| But wait, there's more...  Member Since: Aug 2003 Location: North Cackalacky
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| A true "You Know You're From Pennsylvania" list would include an entry stating, "'Amorosa makes hoagie/grinder rolls; it's not the booted celebrity from 'The Apprentice'!" 
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