Woodpecker Joke

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Woodpecker Joke

A Mississippi woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Mississippi
arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The
Mississippi woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can
peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in
the tree with no problem. The Mississippi woodpecker was in awe. The
Texas woodpecker then challenged the Mississippi woodpecker to peck a
tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully.
After flying to Texas, the Mississippi woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem.

The two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Texas
woodpecker was able to peck the Mississippi tree and the Mississippi
woodpecker was able to peck the Texas tree when neither one was able to
peck the tree in their own state?

After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home