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Old 08-09-2010, 09:20 AM   #11
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Thank you for the confirmation of your very low mentality and gross insensitivity to the unnecessary suffering globally caused by the fbi/cia/pentagon, police pigs, etc.; now little cowards kindly post your names so the world can give the credit you deserve for your insights.
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Please seek help, you obviously need it.

P.S. You should try to get a sense of humor while you're at it.
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:39 PM   #12
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Thank you for the confirmation of your very low mentality and gross insensitivity to the unnecessary suffering globally caused by the fbi/cia/pentagon, police pigs, etc.; now little cowards kindly post your names so the world can give the credit you deserve for your insights.
geral sosbee
"After several years of study and reflection, I am certain that the fbi orchestrated the synthetic production of the kidney stone in my body as set forth herein, and that the fbi torturers and assassins also monitored me in real time as I collapsed in excruciating pain in response to the formation of the stone; all efforts should be made by the Congress to verify or to refute my reports; failure to address the ongoing criminal assaults on me by the fbi/cia reflect the true nature of the leaders of the United States of America, demented, cruel, cowardly."
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:34 AM   #13
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OMG this dude is phycho!!! HAHAHAHAHA--

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"Pls permit this imposition:in the fbi’s campaign to silence me, the thugs enter Starbucks, show a fraudulently obtained court order, and induce your employees to ‘medicate’ my coffee (usually a grand, non-fat, no foam latte); the latest incident occurred at about 9:30 AM, 8-8-09,at Starbucks on the 1500 block of Ed Carey Dr ( South Loop 499 ), Harlingen, Texas. The employee who apparently spiked my coffee was female, 20 ish, and expressed mild fear as she insisted that she both prepare the drink and deliver same to me at the drive through.
The fbi later set off the beep-alarm to notify me that I was poisoned. The drug used against me is probably medroxyprogesteroneacetate. Some of your employees know me, have studied my website (regarding fbi/cia crimes, including false imprisonment, forced suicide, murder and calumny) and have confirmed to me in private that Starbucks honors the court order against me.
On some visits, however, the Starbucks employee allows me to watch the preparation of the coffee, so that that employee can honestly report to the fbi operative that no medication could be secretly planted because I was inspecting every step.
Please advise you employees in Harlingen, Texas, that I should be permitted where possible to inspect the making of the latte, so that Starbucks stops poisoning me. Thank you kindly.geral w. "
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Old 08-17-2010, 12:45 PM   #14
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OMG this dude is phycho!!! HAHAHAHAHA--
what's even funnier is he's being poisoned with a synthetic version of progesterone, this is normally given to women for hormone replacement therapy after menopause.
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:37 PM   #15
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"After several years of study and reflection, I am certain that the fbi orchestrated the synthetic production of the kidney stone in my body as set forth herein, and that the fbi torturers and assassins also monitored me in real time as I collapsed in excruciating pain in response to the formation of the stone; all efforts should be made by the Congress to verify or to refute my reports; failure to address the ongoing criminal assaults on me by the fbi/cia reflect the true nature of the leaders of the United States of America, demented, cruel, cowardly."
For the intelligent reader and the imbecilic misanthropes as well:
BioTech IMC | fbi assaults sosbee with single chemically created kidney stone, evidently.
Preparation of Artificial Kidney Stones of Reproducible Size, Shape, and Mass by Precision Injection Molding - Journal of Endourology
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:16 PM   #16
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Nice FB page. Of your 7 friends, how many have joined your campaign to "end the FBI"?

Aren't you worried about the FBI being done with you and disposing you as you sleep? They log everyone's last keystroke, you know. Some of us may be informants, even.
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Old 03-11-2011, 01:38 PM   #17
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Nice FB page. Of your 7 friends, how many have joined your campaign to "end the FBI"?

Aren't you worried about the FBI being done with you and disposing you as you sleep? They log everyone's last keystroke, you know. Some of us may be informants, even.
Or even be brethren .....
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Old 03-17-2011, 10:38 AM   #18
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OMG this dude is phycho!!! HAHAHAHAHA--
Spell psycho correctly; then, clean up your filthy,evil mind. Thank you.
fbi/cia covert unlawful method against men: castration - FBI/CIA ARE TERRORISTS
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