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02-08-2005, 01:16 PM
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| The Pegster  Member Since: Nov 2004 Location: Great Mills
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| FBI: Assassin Wanted FBI TEST The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her! The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them!! 
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02-08-2005, 01:27 PM
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| I wanna be a SMIB  Member Since: Oct 2003 Location: Clicking my heels 3 times trying to get home
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08-08-2010, 11:24 AM
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| Registered User Member Since: Oct 2009
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| One better advised to not joke about fbi killings NOT REALLY FUNNY. The fbi/cia must be seen in the context of their killing/torturing spree globally.Please don't delete my post again. Part 4-World In A Box |
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08-08-2010, 06:35 PM
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| Visualize whirled peas  Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: California, MD
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08-08-2010, 09:06 PM
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| YUUUP  Member Since: Jul 2003
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08-09-2010, 06:43 AM
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| Visualize whirled peas Member Since: Jul 2006 Location: California, MD
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08-09-2010, 07:03 AM
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| Summer is here  Member Since: Jan 2007 Location: Florida's Nature Coast
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08-09-2010, 07:06 AM
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| Obama destroyed America  Member Since: Mar 2005 Location: Silence!! I throw shoe at you!
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08-09-2010, 07:56 AM
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| "Fluffy world destroyer"  Member Since: Jan 2006
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08-09-2010, 09:04 AM
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| Registered User Member Since: Oct 2009
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| Den Of half Wits, Clowns and Fools Thank you for the confirmation of your very low mentality and gross insensitivity to the unnecessary suffering globally caused by the fbi/cia/pentagon, police pigs, etc.; now little cowards kindly post your names so the world can give the credit you deserve for your insights. geral sosbee |
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