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|02-08-2005, 05:05 PM||#1|
Member Since: Feb 2004
Location: Hollywood Palace
Cookie (Chelly) went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, Cookie throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming: "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager .
In front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to Cookie and asks, "Ma'am what is wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, Cookie throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming: "Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples! Pinch My Nipples!"
And doing so: draws an even more huge crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am why are you saying that?"
In a huff, Cookie says,
"Because, I like to have my nipples pinched when
I'm getting screwed!"
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